Feb 21, 2026
Satanism is NOT believing in Satan. Instead, Satanism is about worshipping YOU, taking care of YOU, and being who YOU are no matter who tries to shame you. When we say "Hail Satan," we are saying "Hail Me!" or "Hail You!"
Satan is not real, instead he’s a symbol we use to remind us that we are our own gods and we control our own destiny. You ever see a movie where someone has a devil on their shoulder giving them advice? That is how we imagine Satan. The symbol of Satan inspires us and motivates us to get smarter and improve who we are.
Many have become Satanists for various reasons, from wanting to take back control of their lives, to dealing with trauma from Christianity. Whether you want to become a Satanist is up to you, and no good Satanist will ever push you to become one of them. There is no shame in being a Satanist, Muslim, Christian, or even not religious at all!
SATANISM PROMOTES:
- Being independent; dressing how you want, respecting those who respect you, and identifying with your preferred-name and pronouns.
- Seeking knowledge; following new scientific discoveries, learning about ourselves and our peers, and studying things we're interested in.
- Protecting your body; washing yourself, getting vaccinated, blocking bad touches, and keeping distance from those who make you uncomfortable.
- Following your own path; following trends only because you want to, and thinking for yourself instead of believing everything you hear.
SATANISM DENOUNCES:
- Hurting children; spanking or beating children is wrong and abusive.
- Incompetence; constantly lying, being rude, getting angry at the smallest things.
- Bigotry; hating and bullying people just because of their skin color, gender/sex, identity, and more.
If you have any questions, you can ask Puppet Satan at: https://baphkids.com/ask-puppet-satan
Feb 20, 2026
Are you curious about Satanism, the world, the people around you, history, or just anything in general? Well guess what? Puppet Satan wants to answer your questions on his upcoming talk show called "Puppet Satan Speaks!"
You can go to this page to send your question to Puppet Satan: https://baphkids.com/ask-puppet-satan